Auto Show

Get ready everyone — the Auto Show is about to begin.  Here’s the all important Tunnel Bus - Auto Show checklist:

1.  Go to the bathroom before leaving Windsor in the morning and before leaving the office.

2.  Don’t forget rule 1.

3.  Don’t make any appointments in Windsor during the Show.  You’ll never get back in time.

4.  Take Martin Luther King’s Birthday off.

5.  Don’t forget rule number 1

6.  Wear a warm coat, gloves and hat.  You might be standing outside as Tunnel Bus after Tunnel Bus pass by you full.

7.  Program Transit Windsor’s telephone number into your cell phone.

8.  Be on very good behavior with regular bus drivers — offers of cookies and treates makes sure you have a space reserved.

9.  Take a vacation if you can.

10.  Did I say this before?  Do NOT forget to go to the bathroom!  Take it from someone who has experience with this one!  DO NOT FORGET!

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